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YeW mAy FoRGeT THa FRieNDS yeW * LauGHeD * WiT, BuT yEw'LL ~NeVa~
FoRGeT THe FRieNDS you *CRieD* WiTH
Sex is good sex is fine.doggy style or 69.just for fun or gettin paid every1 likes getting laidSo txt me bak wiv sum luck ull earn urself a scrumptious fk
Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
Sex is good sex is fine.doggy style or 69.just for fun or gettin paid every1 likes getting laidSo txt me bak wiv sum luck ull earn urself a scrumptious fk
I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your ass
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply
I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
Of all the babes ur my selection please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection
Being a student is so much fun.wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues.if u be my teacher in how tongues flex.we'll both graduate in hot oral sex
Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY
Sex is evil and evil's a sin.but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in
id grab u id bite u id really xcite u.id lic u id suc u id totally fk u.ud b beggin 4 mercy beggin 4 mor cz fing wiv me is neva a bore
Trick me lick me hold me kiss me.touch me tease me come and please me.when im stressed i need a press so come on baby do ur best
sticks and stones my break your bones but my next lines going to crush u like an ant as i plant me weed pop'n some speed im a friend in deed leave u in need
goodbye sunshine for you have brought me all rain
i picked up the phone all i heard was dial tone i really thought i heard it ring this time
ever since your left my heart hasen't stop bleeding
im in a glass case of emotion
pain is inevitable,suffering is optional
im heart broken is a heart wuonded
i cant tell if your laughin between each smile theres a ear in your eyes theres a train leaving town in an hour its not waiting for you and nethier am i
it brokes to pieces when you went away, now i look at the sky for that brighter day, i crossed the line i know that so but tell me why you had to go
well ive been affraid of changing cause i built my life around you
ive lost the game i guess i did my best to win the part now im leavin here with wats left of my heart
he to me she whisphered i love you he said
i wondered if you spent your days depressed, draggin your feet around the house wishing you had me again saying to urself ud do anything to get me back just like i did when i wanted you back
you said you loved me i said it too u the only thing is i didnt lie to you
there will be no rain drops today becuase they have been all cried away
i walk in the door and they tell me to smile they say i shuld be happy and all i can do is ask how how can i be happy when al i can do is think about losing you
i dont miss you i miss who i thought u were
nothings the matter you just killed me thats all
love is blind to bad it takes a broken heart to see again
why do i relate every sad love song to our relationship
build a brigde now get over it
i didnt fall in love with you to catch myself
so drain my lungs before the fluids brings a choke i cant inhale the sparkle of your voice
i h8 the way you dont notice me--->i h8 the way you dont care... but how am i supposed to live when your my only source of air??
the first cut is the deepest
after you're done ripping my heart out can you at least set it in the trash can gently
he took my heart and shattered it like glass when he comes back i will say honey kiss my ass
what does she have that i dont
i waited for you at school i waited for you at you house i waited for you at the mail...i evven waited for you in the street and then you came back...with another girl
well i should have listened to my friends its funny for 3 months you told me you cared about me but didnt want to be in a relationship but all of a sudden u have a new girl well what goes around comes around rember that
i hate the way u luagh i hate the way your smile i hate the way you talk i hate the way you walk i hate the way you are i hate everything about you aspecially the way you made me think i had a chance
no matter what you say no matter wat you do ill still pick my friends over you
someday when you're all alome memories will make you see regret wish and cry memories of what you did to me
when he says he needs space tell him to go in nasa
i wanted to get over you but i kept tripping
if you want to see the rainbow u must go thru the rain if you want tru love you must go thru the pain
roses are red vilots are blue garbage is dumped and so are you
it hurts so bad i feel like all my happinedd was jus thrown back into my face
please treat me well i am as im treated
the worst part about looking at you is that you dont look back
i love you ssee i can say it to and not mean it
rember when a guy sweeps you off your feet he is in the perfect position to drop you on your butt
sometimes i wish the good time can *rewind**over and pver agin*
loves not just blind its stupid
happily ever after *failed*
the hardest thing about falling in love is falling out
i know you think you broke my heart but i knew your game from the start i saw your game i played it too so luagh now playboy the game is on you
shut my window and shot my doors cuz my heart wont be your ragdoll anymore
still regret it but moving on almost happy
one day he'll see hte light the he'll get hit by the train
you took my heart a hammer and aimed and....bullseye
dont waste your time on someone who wont waste there time on u
screw milk i do your body good!!!
if your loaded im single
sex is like spades if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand
hey i dont like your shirt take it off
you remind me of my next boyfriend
you make me giddy
now then lets talk mathematics me+you=date?
an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the docot is cute who needs a fruit
i wish i went to while castle and saw your name on the menu your wat im cravin
if i had give i would stick "i" next to "u"
if i was rich i would by a one ticket to your heart
insert cheesy pick up here
im doing an assignment for class i have to find the best kisser in my grade can i test you out
im all about the cash flow no need to pretend so holla at me when your ready to spend
if you were in a band i would be your gruopie
i dont no if i like you i dont no if i care all i know is your really hot... and its hard not to stare
o are you lips sore? here let me kiss then better
sugar and spice make my world nice
just like lucky charms im magically delicous
baby your like mcdonalds im lovin it
what in the world make you think youre dead? becuase i woke up this morning and nothin hurts?
rehab is 4 quitters
heck is where poeple go who dont believe in gosh
computer programmers dont byte they nibble a bit
my wife and i divorced over religous differences, she thought she was god and i didnt
i dont do drugs i get the same effect just standing up fast
sign in a chinese pet storebuy one dog get one flea
it fly is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal
i dont approve of political jokes. ive seen to many of them get elected
i am a nobody and a nobody is perfect;therefore i am perfect
dogs have owners cats have staff
a balance diet is a cookie in each hand
learn from the mistake of others you cant live long enough to make them all yourself
speak when you are angry andyou will make the best speech you will ever regret
sometimes i wish i was a lil girl again becuz bruised knees heal faster then broken hearts
dont pitty the girl with just a thousand acquaintances
while everybody else shakes my hand you hold it
some friends com and go like a season others are arranged in our lives for good reasons
true friendship is felt not said
memories last forever never do they die friends stay together never say goodbye
thick and thin tall and small fast and slow tellme whos always there for you t am sure you know your best friend of course dont let him or her go
a bestfriend is a sister destiny 4got 2 give u
pplz love others not for who they are but for how they make us feel
when you look around and youe worlds crumbling and when you think no one loves you your bestfriends is the one to run to
im not beautiful like you im beautiful like me
if god had intended us to drink beer he would of gave us stomachs
whateever you are be a good one
oral sex shuld be an olympic sport why becuz its harder then curling and if youre and good at it was deserve a medal
whats the sound of one hand clapping
i good walk spoiled
love turth but pardon errors
love and eggs are best when there fresh
gravition is not respinsible for poeple falling in love
i love you more then all the tea in china
ill love you till the end and then some
a day without your love is like a day without life
lovers like bees lead a heavy sweet life
love: 2minds without a single thought
love without return is like aquestion with out answer
love your enemies it really pisses them off
i like not only to be loved but to be told that i am loved
the first duty of love is to listen
love: the irrestable desired to be irresistably desired
someda some1 gonna ask you a question you shuold say yes to
becuz i have loved life i shall have no sorrow to die
ther r 2 kinds of failures those who thought and never did and those who did and never thought
*do-so* is more important than *say-so*
do or do not there is no try
pplz who fight fir with fir usually end up with ashes
good things when short are twice as good
life is a guest and love a quarell
we need not think a like to love a like
to love and be loved thats the question
genuwine love
if love is the answer can u rephrase the question
love is blind but friendship closes its eyes
love all trust a few
go to heaven for the climate hell for the company
lying is done with words and also with silence
oh wat a tangled web we weave when first we practise to decieve
when i looked into his eyes.. i saw my reflection
love makes bitter things sweet
i want to give myself yo u srry i dont accept cheap gifts
you look like a dream go back to sleep
i can tell you want me yes i want you to leave
hey baby whats your sign dont enter or stop
id go through anything for you lets start with your bank account
i would go to the end of the world for you ya but would you stay there
your place or mine? both you go to yours and i go to mine
your body is like a temide srry there are no services toda
is this seat empty yes and this one will be too if you sit down
havent i seen you someplace before? yeah thats why i dont go there anymore
save your breath you'll need it to blow up your date
i dont know wat youe proble, is but i'll bet its hard to pronounce
where did you get your hair cut from the pet shop
why dont you slip into something more comfortable.... like a coma
im not cheap but i am special this week
what ever kind of luck you were looing for you missed
so few man so few who can so few who can afford me
wanted meaning overnight relationship
i was born at night but not last night
if i were to rewrite the alphatbet i would put u and i together yeah well if i rewrote the alphabet i would put i and u together get my POINT
whats the capit of wisconsin "w"
how about have is never good for u
his teeth are brighter then he is
it just takes two to make its true your heart will lead you there/throw
when you pinky swear that we'll be together forever...im holding you to it
love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams
your poision running through my viens
no matter what i do u will never no how i feel inside
its never wrong to be real
open your eyes gueard your heart this thing is called luv can easily rip u apart
if its wrong to love you then my heart just wont let me right
if a drop of water was gorgeous youd be the ocean
your hand is all i have to keep me hanging on
come on and loose you sensation
i dont think you relive just how easily you can make me smile
does angels forget to fly when its 20 below july when vilots are red and roses are blue thats when ill stop loving you
he handed her a bouquet of roses: 11 real and one fake he said to her i will love u until the last rose dies
***********letters start with a-b-c number start with 1-2-3 songs start with do_re_me and love start with you and me/moi
life is too short so kis slowly luagh insanly love truly and forgive quickly
love is like peeing your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth
how can i get over him when its never realy began?
roses are red vilots are blue i love you and u love me but u love her so looks like the choice is up to u
its better to lose a lover then love a lover
the closet thing to perfect but the fearthest thing from me
sometimes the person you fall for isnt ready to catch you
i was waiting gor you now come you nevershowed up why?
of course we can styll be friends we'll be the type of friends that hate each other what are those called already oh yea enimies
the worst part about cheatins isnt that you did it its telling the person you love that you did
your so hot you make the smoke detectors go off?
you'll like me now but love me later
he sexc...hes fine ... hes eerything but mine
if guys lived across the sea my what a good summer it would be
i got skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow
if oreo was not then you would be double stuffed
if i give you a chocolate will you give me a kiss
im sweet as candy hot as fire im the one you desire
im not elmo but you can tickle me anyways
if good looks were a minute youd be along day
boys dont fall for me i trip them
im hot and you're oh wait you are!!
star light star bright where the heck is mrs. right
i could rock yourworld if you turn up the amp
lets make a night to rember janurary to september
my mom warned me about boys like you i cant wait
im single like a pringle and im ready to mingle.
save a game play a guy
im not a fighter im a love maker
do your legs hurt from running throw my dreams all night
you are my history now be my present and future
it would be the perfect crime if i stole mine heart and you stole mine
im like chocolate i melt in your hands
save a drum bang a drummer
your so hot when you walk you melt snow
is your dad a baker cuz you have summ nices buns
boy do u have sunglasses cuz ur eyes are blinding me
save a wava ride a surffer
missing boyfriend last seen a minutes ago in carpark
wanted by many taken by none lookin at some waiting for one
my mom took away my ps2 sp i started playing girls and i love it
you look like my 6th bf now many bfs have you had he said she says i had 5 now im on 6
do you wanna be my ex-boyfriend
your body is like a wonderland and i wanna be a lice
what uyou dont see with your eyes dont witness with your mouth
who brings a tale takes two away
3 may keep a secret if 2 of them are dead
between the cradle & the grave lies a haircut and a shave
true friends stab u in da front
love here on earth love beyond the grave there are no reads my love for you cant pave
condoms arent safe a friend of mine waswearing one&got hit by a bus
files spread diseases keep yours zipped
first a fire then a flame were the chicks no man can tame
my boyfriend broke my heart so i broke his nose
if u love me like u tell me then please be carful wit my heart u can take just dont break it or my world will fall apart
you have to live to love ,love to learn learn to let go
guys are like roses watch out for the pricks
dont make somone ur priorty if there only your option
i dont now wat id do without you i dont know where id be you arnt just my boyfrined ur everything to me
i love u more today then yestureday but never more then tomorow
sweet as heaven hot as hell im the finest girl as u can tell im not a player im not illuision ima babe so wats the confusion
orange to orange peel to peel wats a kiss with out a feel
i will always love you no matter wat u say or do you werw my first tru love youre stayed forever tru
i wanna be the one that lights ur fire and the one that your wake up to see cause im so in love with you that your all i need
roses are red violets are blue shut up with this poem or i will kick u
roses are red violets are sour open your legs and give me an hour
roses are red violets are plastic without ur clothes u lok fantastic
roses are red violets are thorny wen im with u i get horny
if u know something i forgot plz stick them in your eyes
wen ur mad at some one u say: im going to go home take 2 asprins and call u a bitch
hes teaching her arithmatic he said that was his mission he kissed her once he kissed her twice and said now thats addition and as he added smack by smack insilent satisfaction she sweetly gave the kisses back and said now thats subtraction then he kised her she kissed him without an explantion and both together smiled and said now thats multiplaction then dad appears apon the decision he kicked the kid three blocks away and said thas long division
god made mud god made dirt god made boys so girls can flirt
Brotherly
Love
Only
Our
Dogs
see a krip kill a krip watch my favourite colour drip
if i want people to no im there then beat the bitch who touches my guys hair does anything then ill beat them until there scared
roses are red violets are blue flowers are beatuiful and so are u
roses are red violets are blue this skunk stinks and so do u
roses are red violets are blue god made me prety but wat the fuck happened to u
roses are red violets are blue flowers are me and bees are u
i already no about sex but were do beenie babys come from
your my friend but we dont fight enough to be bestfriends
ive got bacon ive got pork run piggy piggy ive got a fork
the milk goes sour sour everday the milk goes sour cuz the cows gay
im grounded for 2 weeks or until my dad learnes that"funk"is not a bad word
everything about girls make me really nerves i flunked my alegbra test cause it had the word bra in it
we have been spending to much time together i think we start hating other people
he gave mr a copy of the declaration of indepence, then he got a tatoo that says give me liberty or give me death i think my boyfrimd wants his freedom
im a bitch and i got class u mess withme ill kick ur ass for all u hoes that think ur cool just remeber bitch's rule
a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue so open ur mouth and close ur eyes and give ur tongue some exercise
i tolled u i loved u u thought it was tru well guess wat player i just played u
once their was this guy named dave and found a dead whore in a cave she was as ugly as shit missing one tit think of the mone he saved
east to the sea west to the land death to the bitch who touches my man
love ain't nothing but sex misspelled
sex is natural,sex is good,not everybody does it, but everybody should
software islike sex;it's better when it's free
sex alleviates tensioin, love causes it
an orgasm a day keeps the doctors away
its not the men in my life,its the life in the men
sex is an emotion in motion
I once knew a bitch who got smacked cause she played me like she was all that a bitch can be your bestfriend talking behind your back about who's fucking who & who's getting fat look at yourself for me now do you fall in this catagory? or youre the kind that wont think cause you dont cause you don think,yo shit stinks luckily i havent had a drink cause i ll down youra ass then ill clown your ass cause the poeples i hang with ain't rich werew all saying "fuck you bitch" now what i can do with a hoe like you bend your ass over then im thru!!
anti-wedgie LOL!!
da fallaz calls me "ice" cuz when i walk into the room everyone freezez
life's a sport boys are game im a player so wats ur name
im sick of all theys lil bitchs flappin keep on yappin cuz pretty soon ima start slappin
for all you hoes that talk shit my name ain't dick so keep it out of your mouth
come on bitch wanna get started no need to fuck u up u already look retarted
all u hoes think ur fine haha please il steel your man and still keep mine
you not worth ma time & cant take my place so watever you got to say hoe say it to my face
hot lil gurl alaways tru livin it up wit her baby boo
all i did was show my thong oops there goes another hard on
24/7 chillin in hevan feelin amazin boozen and blazen
dont get pissed if u get dissed your just another hoe on my "got pimped" list
you talk shit...say it without at race come on be a gangsta chic-n say it 2 ma face if u cant walk the walk dont talk the talk cuz fakelil bitchs get outlined in chalk
i aint jay-z but i can rock a fella
waht men disire is a virgin who is a "whore"
the trouble with you is your a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed
our love wil never be cold and hollow unles one day you refuse to swallow
i dont wanna be sappy or silly or corny, so right to the point lets do it im horny
if i could see u naked i would die happy and if i saw u naked i would die laughing lol
s3x is like math add the bed minus the clothes divide the legs and prey to god u dont multiply
2 words guys hate are DONT and STOP well unless you put them together
guys are like touch lamps touch them the right right and they will get turned on
love is likea rolocaoster no wants just one ride
sex is like a rolercoaster no one wants to get off
its not how deep you fish its how u wiggle your worm
roses are red vilots are blue so much for poetry, let get naked
life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe
can i get a picture of u so i can show santa wat i want for my christmas
if _________ is so popular y do u have to bu her friends?
a kiss blown is a kiss wasted the only real kiss is one tasted
men are like vacations tey never seem to be long enough
men are like weather nothing can be done to change them
boxers are red boxers are brown but when im wit u yoour boxers are down
men are lik lava lamps fun to look at but not to bright
men are lik parking spots all the good ones are taken the rest are handicapped
roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back
men are like bananas the older they get, the less firm they are
men are like blanders you need one but your not to sure why
roses are red violets are gold why wear a bra when there is nothing to hold
men are like chocolate bars sweet smooth & usaully go right for your lips
men are like commericals you cant believe a word they say
look around da world its true no one else whos sexy like you no one has your smile your face no one else can take your place so dont forget this lil rule be glad your you that makes you kewl
men are like department stores their clothes are always 1/2 off
men are likgovernment bonds they take so long to mature
men are like mascara they usally run at the first sign of emotion
men are like popcorn they satisfy you but only for a lil while
men are likesnowstorms you never know when they've coming, how many ubches u'll get or how long it will last
heres wat i gotta say (name)'s my man/woman so step away he/she may smell hot and he/she amy taste like pepsi but this man/woman (name) is so darn SEXC!!
men are like hard wood floors lay themright the first time and you can walk all over them for years
guys arelike public toilets they are ether engaged or full of shit
roses are red violets are blue suger is sweer and so are u but the flowers are wilting and the violets are dead the suger bowls empty and so is your head
your name must be campbells.... cuz your Mmm... Mmm... good!!
you have to live to love love to learn learn to let go
if u love me like you tell me plz be careful with my heart you can take it just dont break it or my worl will fall apart
my boyfriend dumpeed me so i broke his nose
fisrt a fire then a flame were the chicks nomann can tame
(NAME)is one fine bad boy/girl Mary J. Blige - Be Without You